by Paul Magrs
That terrible old reprobate and transdimensional adventuress Iris Wildthyme has gone and locked herself up in a nunnery on the savage world of Artaris. Here she is discovered by the Doctor and the reasonably brutal warlord Grayvorn. Together - with a peculiar nun they pick up en route - they must travel the forests and swamps of this ghastly world in Iris's double decker bus in order to tussle - to the death - with a horde of flesh-eating zombies for a mysterious and holy relic of unfathomable value and questionable pedigree.
But what is the Mother Superior's part in all this?
Peter Davison (The Doctor), Anthony Stewart Head (Lord Grayvorn), Katy Manning (Iris Wildthyme), Patricia Leventon (Mother Superior), Posy Miller (Sister Jolene), Billy Miller (Zombie King)
Directed by Gary Russell
*Featuring the Fifth Doctor and Iris Wildthyme
*First appearance of Lord Grayvorn
*Part one of the 'Excelis Trilogy'
*A Big Finish Audio Production
*Working title: 'Worship My Handbag, Doctor Who!' (!)